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Female
50 years old
Norco
United States
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11/13/2008 23:02:38 |
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| HORSE NAME: |
Belle and Jayson |
| HEIGHT: |
15.3 hands and 18.1 hands |
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"THE SHEATH CLEANING SONG"
(Sing it to the tune of "Hello Mother, Hello Father" camp song)
How's it hangin'?
So much cleaner.
Aren't you glad I
washed your wiener?
I'll admit it's
kinda creepy
that I had to stick my arm up in your pee-pee.
It was sticky.
It was gunky.
It felt icky.
It smelled funky.
It was cruddy,
it was crusty--
when you stuck it out,
it creaked like it was rusty.
After half an
hour of toilin'
and of squirtin'
baby oil in,
you're as fresh there
as a daisy.
Either this means I love you or else I'm crazy!!!
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